*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband, via zackisontumblr)

nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

(Source: nge, via hippyfetus)

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

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kingsleyyy:

when your ex tries to make you jealous w someone who ugly af 
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I feel sick and I want someone to hold me