I smell so bad I work in less than an hour and I’m in my underwear

I just noticed a breakout on my forehead worst Saturday ever

"i need a hickey or five"




real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

(via angelswhofall)


my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality

(via jacjacspider)